He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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