i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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