with your own penis?
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
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I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
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