Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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