Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I need to align my fucking chakras
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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