Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
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I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
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They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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