some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I can't turn off my feet"
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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