I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
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