When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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