She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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