At least make sure they are 18
Why
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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