she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
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I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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