I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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