Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Is Oprah even human
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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