We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
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Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I am naked and annoyed.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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