I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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