im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
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Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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