she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
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ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
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Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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