"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
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We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
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Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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