It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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