I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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