I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
4 words: hood of his car
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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