my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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