i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
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I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
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I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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