that's an acceptable place to lick
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
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We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
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So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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