I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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