my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
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It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
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and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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