lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
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He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
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He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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