We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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