Your tits are I can't wait for
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
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Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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