How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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