So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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