just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
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the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
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No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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