And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
These 25 Ruthless Teachers Embarrassed Their Students
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.