Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
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i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
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Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am