ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
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