I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
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Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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