Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
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His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
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Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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