I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
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