I'm drive I can fine osifer
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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