Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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