Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
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So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
A bitchslap is in order.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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