Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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