Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
no you cant smoke seaweed
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
pray to the hookup gods
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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