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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
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I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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