No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
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If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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