....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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