i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
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Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
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You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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