he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
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Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
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I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
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