I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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