Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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