im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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