like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
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Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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