1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Can i not drive my cunt home
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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