its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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