could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
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Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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