ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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