I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
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Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.