We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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